Today's Found Writing comes courtesy of avid reader Blue Canary. (doesn't "Avid Reader Blue Canary" sound like a good title for a manga?)

I can't even read most of that. I'm not quite sure what language it's in.
If you'd like to win eternal fame by sending me a Found Writing, well... you probably won't, but feel free to send it anyway. I'm not too picky about the file format, but once I compress it it's going to come out as a jpg. Use the email link on the blog, and it'd probably be smart if you prefaced the subject line with [electric widgets] so I can easily sort them out from my tons of regular mail. (Well, not tons, but at least pounds)